Meet Mel Jones - Our House Poet
Each month we laugh, we cringe and we wipe our seats as we listen to the unique poetic sylings of our house poet Mel Jones. Here's one she wrote especially for us:
Kiss the Sky
Mel also hosts poetry and music event Kiss the Sky every other Weds in Hampstead. There promises to be luminous lip gloss on your cumulo nimbus. For more info click here. |
Fannying AroundSome women find it sexy to be securely bound Others like a feathery stoke upon their Venus Mound Some dream of doing sinful things on consecrated ground But, personally, I prefer some Fannying Around Some thrill to harsh encounters - a bit of slapping down Some like to don a rubber gag and make a gurgling sound Others toy with whipping up a frenzy that's profound But little old-fashioned, innocent me, likes Fannying Around Some girls like sex with other girls to get truly unwound Swinger's groups or porn that's internationally renowned I've heard that some crave canine fun with a horny Afghan Hound But I'm the sort for pussy-talk at Fannying Around It's always so amazing what differences abound You think you've heard it all but then a new thought will astound There's a warm and friendly welcome - no one's ever frowned So come and say whatever you want - at Fannying Around! |
