Win Je Joue's vag balls and come to our first birthday party!
I’m frothing with excitement because the sexy folk at über toy firm Je Joue have donated two, YES TWO, of their amazing Ami balls sets to Fannies Rule.
This beautifully presented set provides the ultimate workout for your fanny. The three purple, silicone balls increase in weight and size. Start by popping in the smallest (you can put some lube on to make this easier) and then go shopping, do the housework, or whatever it is you do. Some ladies get turned on by filling filled up, some don’t even feel them, but as you go about your business, these balls will be strengthening your kegals (the muscles you use to stop your flow of wee). And strong kegals can see off incontinence, make birth easier and, best of all, better orgasms.
If you want to find out more about the Je Joue empire, including how the toys are tested, one of the team will be temporarily downing toys and speaking at the next Fannying Around on November 28. For more details click here.
This beautifully presented set provides the ultimate workout for your fanny. The three purple, silicone balls increase in weight and size. Start by popping in the smallest (you can put some lube on to make this easier) and then go shopping, do the housework, or whatever it is you do. Some ladies get turned on by filling filled up, some don’t even feel them, but as you go about your business, these balls will be strengthening your kegals (the muscles you use to stop your flow of wee). And strong kegals can see off incontinence, make birth easier and, best of all, better orgasms.
If you want to find out more about the Je Joue empire, including how the toys are tested, one of the team will be temporarily downing toys and speaking at the next Fannying Around on November 28. For more details click here.
ALL ENTRANTS ARE INVITED TO FANNYING AROUND'S EXCLUSIVE FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY!
I can't believe Fannying Around is almost one. To celebrate we're having a rollicking great party - that both men and women can come to! It's invite only so places are sought after. To whet your appetite, there will be entertainment from our poet Mel Jones who wrote our incredible Fannying Around poem and makes us giggle and ooh as she rhymes about incontinence, porn and shafting. There's the fanny-centric comedy stylings of Janice Phayre, some hot flange fiction from KD Grace and a saucy burlesque boogie from Ruby Jones. Plus we'll be premiering some of the Fanniers art from Private Pictures. And if that's not enough, you'll be invited to wrap your chops round Ruby’s legendary fanny cakes, and sup on our new Fannytail cocktail which is currently being concocted by the London Cocktail Society (we're working on creamy with aphrodisiacs).
How to enter
For a chance to win a set, and to secure an invite to Fannying Around’s first Birthday on Dec 8 you need to write, in 100 words or less entitled "Why I love balls". It can be any style about any balls. Email your answer to sarah@fanniesrule.com or fill in the contact form here. Entry closes at 20:00pm on Dec 8 2011. The Balls we be awarded at Fannying Around's first birthday to be held at a secret location in London on Dec 8. Both men and women are eligible to compete. Winning entries will be posted here (can be anon if you wish).
Good luck!
How to enter
For a chance to win a set, and to secure an invite to Fannying Around’s first Birthday on Dec 8 you need to write, in 100 words or less entitled "Why I love balls". It can be any style about any balls. Email your answer to sarah@fanniesrule.com or fill in the contact form here. Entry closes at 20:00pm on Dec 8 2011. The Balls we be awarded at Fannying Around's first birthday to be held at a secret location in London on Dec 8. Both men and women are eligible to compete. Winning entries will be posted here (can be anon if you wish).
Good luck!