Pube-ishment

11/8/2011

We talk mullet muffs, pube clippers and bollock-bushes with delightful dominatrix Ms Slide

Is their any Sado masochistic fun to be had with pubes?
Definitely. Gentlemen’s bollock-bushes are gloriously sensitive, so a little yank of one of his curly hairs can send a chap squealing. One sub was going a bit bald on top, so I pulled out most of his man-muff and put it in a pile on his head.

How are your pubes?
My current style is to neatly trim it at the front, then shave it round the sides and underneath, kind of like the opposite of a mullet.

What other styles have you had?
I’ve tried varying my nether-topiary from time to time, but I definitely like to have a bit of carpeting down there, even if it’s just a small landing strip or clitler moustache to remind myself that I’m the right side of puberty. Having the whole lot off has never really suited me. When it starts to grow back, the designer stubble makes me think I look like one of the Mitchell brothers doing a handstand - which definitely doesn’t feel sexy.

Would you ever dye, perm or plait your bush?
I never grow it long enough to do much with, but I might give it a go. I rather like it in the colour and style it is already though.

How often do you groom your bush?
I use pube-clippers on it about once a week to keep it at a manageable length, and normally shave around the edges every few days so it doesn’t start trying to wander off down my thighs.

Do you ever get shaving rash? If so how do you deal with it?
I tend to shave gently, and with a sharp razor, so a rash doesn’t tend to be much of a problem. The elastic of my knickers sometimes chafes a bit though, so I avoid tight pants straight after a grooming session.

Has your relationship to your pubes changed over the years?
If left to grow naturally, my bush would be dark, lustrously long and very Mediterranean, but I never let it get as big as it would in the wild. When I was younger, I was quite self conscious that I had proper pubes instead of the faint little wisp of cobweb-like nothingness that some of the girls at school had, but actually it turned out that most of them were just late developers and hadn’t had the right hormones kick in yet. I’ve come to adore my own muff over the years. There’s something undeniably sexy about feeling soft, glossy hair beneath your fingers as it frames a warm, wet cunt.

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