
Anyway I was having a root around in the cellar earlier to day and was rather chuffed to find a toy as retro as my muff (well at least it's name is!) It's a bright pink, curvy G-spot vibe called Groovy-Chick by toy company Rocks-Off (£29).
"Why was it in the cellar?" I hear you cry. Well when London women's sex toy mecca Sh! gave it to me in a press pack years ago (long before I became a Sunday Sh! girl) the idea of shoving any kind of curvy toy up my vag did not seem pleasurable. You see, until a few years ago, I was beset with a dysfunction called vaginimus where my head subconsciously tells my pelvic muscles to clamp up when I try and have sex (read more about my struggle here).
Now when my fanny is turned on it will happily take a friendly willy. Though if I stick up a straight vibe, unless I hold it, my muscles squeeze it out. Well this gorgeous, squishy silicone wonder is designed to stay put. Plus, if you want, you can actually ride it cowgirl style! Just kneel on a nest of pillows and rock back and forth.

Internal buzzing is still relatively new to me, so I was happy that the setting on the Groovy Chick is not too intense, not too gentle. A little rub of my clit helped me to intensify the pleasure. Ten minutes later, my pelvic muscles were spasming around the toy - without pushing it out!
Ladies and gents, I'm happy to report that the Groovy Chick exited parts that other toys are yet to reach. I highly reccommned. Peace out dear Muffers!