My poor fella is at a loss about what to get me for Xmas, so I'm sending him to the Sh! Gent's Night Sexy Shpping Extravaganza on December 20 with this shopping list of my ten most wanted saucy items. You see, men are usually only allowed to enter this fabulous haven of female sexuality if they are escorted by one of us. Well, for this special evening they can come in on their own and enjoy a tipple as they peruse our wares. So if there are any other guys out there who are also at a loss for what to get their special someone this Xmas, I suggest you print out this list and join him.
10. The Mimi, £60
Sex toys don't have to resemble a 15-inche phallus and go like a pneumatic drill in order to get her off. This gorgeous silicone pebble has the biggest range of vibes in the shop (from barely shaking to oh-my-fucking-God). It's easy to use during sex, and a great clitoral companion for when you're not there.
Sex toys don't have to resemble a 15-inche phallus and go like a pneumatic drill in order to get her off. This gorgeous silicone pebble has the biggest range of vibes in the shop (from barely shaking to oh-my-fucking-God). It's easy to use during sex, and a great clitoral companion for when you're not there.
9. The Gigi, £69
Lelo are the Rolls Royce of toys. With top grade silicone, beautifully intense vibrations, sleek designs and an 11-year guarantee, there is a lot of love in these little beauties. For any ladies wanting to discover their G spot, the flat-topped Gigi comes highly recommenced by author of Female Ejaculation and the G Spot Deborah Sundahl. Mmm yes please.
Lelo are the Rolls Royce of toys. With top grade silicone, beautifully intense vibrations, sleek designs and an 11-year guarantee, there is a lot of love in these little beauties. For any ladies wanting to discover their G spot, the flat-topped Gigi comes highly recommenced by author of Female Ejaculation and the G Spot Deborah Sundahl. Mmm yes please.
8. The We vibe 2, £59
Once in a very blue moon, I come across (and upon) something new in the world of sex. Well this year, the We Vibe 2 takes that biscuit. The lady pops one end in her fanny, this stimulates the G spot. The other side sits on her clit and has a button that supplies lovely vibes. The chap is able to penetrate her while she's wearing it. So both enjoy the vibrations together (though because it is for both of you, I think you'll need to get her something else as well).
Once in a very blue moon, I come across (and upon) something new in the world of sex. Well this year, the We Vibe 2 takes that biscuit. The lady pops one end in her fanny, this stimulates the G spot. The other side sits on her clit and has a button that supplies lovely vibes. The chap is able to penetrate her while she's wearing it. So both enjoy the vibrations together (though because it is for both of you, I think you'll need to get her something else as well).
7. Bona Dea Vibrating Beads, £36
This Christmas why not follow that dirty star and indulge in a spot of anal play? These lovely purple beads can provide sensational sphinter-popping fun for both him and her - especially as each bead vibrates with replaceable bullets. So slick on some Maximus lube* , turn on and bend over.
*Many anal players tend to favour silicone lube as it's thicker and lasts longer. However silicone lube disintegrates silicone toys. Maximus is the thickest water-based lube on the market.
This Christmas why not follow that dirty star and indulge in a spot of anal play? These lovely purple beads can provide sensational sphinter-popping fun for both him and her - especially as each bead vibrates with replaceable bullets. So slick on some Maximus lube* , turn on and bend over.
*Many anal players tend to favour silicone lube as it's thicker and lasts longer. However silicone lube disintegrates silicone toys. Maximus is the thickest water-based lube on the market.
6. Wireless Vibrating Egg, £52
If you like being in control, you'll love this. Simply ask the lady to pop the egg up her (you may want to get a little Liquid Silk lube to help this) then buzz through the 10 settings till the egg is feeling well and truly laid! You don't have to be next to her. Oh no, we've sent a Sh! girl to stand on the other side of Hoxton Square and still been able to buzz her silly from the safety of the shop. So much fun.
If you like being in control, you'll love this. Simply ask the lady to pop the egg up her (you may want to get a little Liquid Silk lube to help this) then buzz through the 10 settings till the egg is feeling well and truly laid! You don't have to be next to her. Oh no, we've sent a Sh! girl to stand on the other side of Hoxton Square and still been able to buzz her silly from the safety of the shop. So much fun.
5. Vibrating Pleasure Ring: Rockin Reindeer, £14
Do you wish you could be harder, last longer and light up during sex? Well easing a cock ring over your old chap will restrict its blood flow, increasing your stamina and your ability to reach parts of her that even Carlsberg can't reach. Plus, turn on the bullet and, not only will her clot and your balls feel a lovely buzz, the reindeer's eyes will light up. Genius!
Do you wish you could be harder, last longer and light up during sex? Well easing a cock ring over your old chap will restrict its blood flow, increasing your stamina and your ability to reach parts of her that even Carlsberg can't reach. Plus, turn on the bullet and, not only will her clot and your balls feel a lovely buzz, the reindeer's eyes will light up. Genius!
4. Monogamy Massage Candle in Strawberries & Champagne, £14
This clever candle happily bridges the worlds of romance, kink and comfort. Watch your partner tremble as you sit astride them, ready to pour wax over their boobies. Then revel in their relief as they realise the that the wax isn't burning hot, but a lovely warm massage oil, that smells absolutely divine.
This clever candle happily bridges the worlds of romance, kink and comfort. Watch your partner tremble as you sit astride them, ready to pour wax over their boobies. Then revel in their relief as they realise the that the wax isn't burning hot, but a lovely warm massage oil, that smells absolutely divine.
3, Keychain vibe, £13
Arguably the world's greatest stocking filler, this cute little vibe looks innocuous next your keys, but leads to great pleasure next to your clit. Plus it's quiet, it comes with batteries and it's cheap. What's not to love?
Arguably the world's greatest stocking filler, this cute little vibe looks innocuous next your keys, but leads to great pleasure next to your clit. Plus it's quiet, it comes with batteries and it's cheap. What's not to love?
2. The RO100, £16
A great toy for those who are new to vibes or who are getting to grips with penetration, the RO100 has a lovely soft tip, three different speeds and looks cool. Whether you use it on your clit or poke it just inside, this Rocks Off toy will indeed help you get your rocks off.
A great toy for those who are new to vibes or who are getting to grips with penetration, the RO100 has a lovely soft tip, three different speeds and looks cool. Whether you use it on your clit or poke it just inside, this Rocks Off toy will indeed help you get your rocks off.
1. The Calla, £55
You may know where the clitoris is. You may even know that it's actually four inches long. But if you know why this is the only toy built to stimulate the whole of the vulva and the vagina, could you let me know? Beautiful, rechargeable, and functional - maybe one day all toys will be this good...
You may know where the clitoris is. You may even know that it's actually four inches long. But if you know why this is the only toy built to stimulate the whole of the vulva and the vagina, could you let me know? Beautiful, rechargeable, and functional - maybe one day all toys will be this good...
The Sh! Gent’s Night Sexy Shopping Extravaganza will take place on December 20 from 6-8pm at Sh!, 57 Hoxton square. London N1 6PB. Nearest tube: Old Street. For more info go to www.sh-womenstore.com
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